–> Mr. T felt guilty for wearing all his gold after Hurricane Katrina, and he’s also mad that celebrities that go down there only seem to do photo-ops. So he’s decided, as a result, to shed it all – his signature gold, of course. A very respectable act indeed.

–> Banner ads are utterly terrible, obtrusive, and just plain stupid. Wanna see the first one ever made? Then click here.

–> Hess, a gas station I’ve never seen until a few weeks ago, had the lowest price when I saw it – $2.92, compared to the one my father chose to go to and the ones that we passed on the way. It sounds great for the consumer, but man, are the other companies mad about it.